Today I'm sharing a bunch of quotes my mom likes to share to the world :

- They are like 2 drups of water on one belly.

- Is my donkey sitting well?
(She meant "pony" which is a frou-frou)

- I might be difficult, but you're a BITCH!
(This was said to her daughter lolz)

- Talking is communication.
(Wise words indeed)

- Having a depression is your own choise.

- Why is it so dark in here?
(After we had a 15-minute conversation about the lights that went out..)

- I don't care, they shouldn't stand in my way.
(After asking why she keeps bumping her trolley against others in the supermarket.)

- I have nose!
(She means that she knows what to buy and stuff.)

- I don't know, I didn't listen..
(After being asked if she listened to you and she responded with 'yes' and asking her what you just said.)

- We have sitting-places, right?
(At the airport check-in.)

- Don't pay attention to Tanja (my sister), she's a bit crazy.
(When talking to Oscar.. the BUNNY!)

- I am the greatest!
(A repeating quote...)

- You should stop smoking.
(While giving a pack of smokes to my sister.)

- Sing the song.
(When we were at the record shop and she forgot the name of a song she wanted to buy. And no I didn't sing it out loud in the shop.)

- I'm voting for 'Vlaams Belang' (an anti-immigration right-wing political party) because all foreigners have to leave! / Tanja: But you are a foreigner yourself! / Mom: That's not true because I root for our national team..

- You are too young to understand what I mean.
(When failing to explain herself, also a repeated quote.)

- Mom: Do the penguin-dance for me / Tanja: WTF, what penguin-dance?? / Mom: Commooooon! Do the penguin-dance for me..
(No idea what she was talking about here.)





Now some i couldn't really translate:

- Het was leuk in de hammam, nu kan ik eindelijk plassen zoveel als ik wou.
(Ze bedoelde "plenzen".)

- Iemand: Hoe heet dit plein eigenlijk? / mama: De grote markt..
(In brussel, op een onbeduidend pleintje voor de Quick.)

- Ik doe een dutje... zonder tutje.
(Herhalende quote toen ze dronken was.)

- Wat een mooie poepie.
(Ze bedoelde "puppy".)

- Alleen watermannen zijn de beste!
(Raad haar sterrenbeeld eens..)

- Alle bedelaars zijn zeveraars.

- Man aan de balie aan mijn zus: Is het de eerste keer? Nog nooit werkloos geweest? / Tanja: Nee want ik ben pas afgestudeerd. / Man aan de balie: Ah ja, dat kon ik niet weten. / Mama: Nee, jij weet echt niks eh..

- Tanja: Mama, wat is nu eigenlijk het verschil tussen "govorim" en "pricham"? / Mama: "Govorim" betekent dat je iets zegt, "pricham" betekent dat je babbelt.
(Int echt: "govorim" is Kroatisch, "pricham" is Servisch. Allebei betekenen ze: "Ik spreek." --> Dit gaat over Bosnië, waar ze Servo-kroatisch spreken; oftewel Servisch en Kroatisch en die talen dooreen spreken.)


That's all for now!